Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Do you know your Hymns?

Here are a list of Hymns you relate to on any of your travels and or events.
Dentist's Hymn.................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn...There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn......................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn...........Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn..................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.....................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn..................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn. . . . . . I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn . . . ......He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph.....................God Will Take Care of You
65mph.....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
95mph...................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph.... ........ ....Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

1 comment:

"Dazzling" Dolly Lutz said...

Wow, Ken,
That's pretty funny! I've been a Christian for 33 years and I've never seen anyone do this with Hymn Titles....right on!!

I'll pass this on to all my Christian friends.....great way to bring some laughter into our "stressed out" lives.
Blessings, Dolly Lutz