Wednesday, September 30, 2009

A Health Checkup

A senator, about to begin a difficult session in Congress, thought it would be wise to have his health checked before he began his duties. He went to the hospital and submitted to a complete examination. "Do you smoke?"
"A little."
"Well,. You'll be better off if you stop."
"Are you a heavy eater?"
"Well, just a little."
"Slow down a bit on that. Eat lighter meals."
"Do you drink?" Here the senator, surprised at the warnings lighted that. "No, never touch a drop."
"Too bad," said the doctor. A little organic wine now and then might be very good for you."

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